The unbeliva-bull, remarka-bull town of Bull
- johnff750
- Mar 26
- 2 min read
People say there is not much to see as you make your way across New Zealand to Napier. However we set out to prove them wrong. The views of Mount Egmont on a perfect clear day were sensational. A quick breakfast stop in our newest favourite town of Stratford, for another show at the glockenspiel, before we made our way to the tiny town of Eltham to check out the Toy Wall. What began as a makeshift lost and found, now exists as a unique art installation, of tiny plastic toys stuck on a wall with concrete! What also makes Eltham famous is that it it the home of the cheese that you find in McDonalds & KFC all over the south Pacific. Over 3 billion cheese slices are made in this tiny town for the restaurant trade and over 4 billion slices made for kids lunches all over the world. The town is one of New Zealand's richest areas, not bad for a population of only 2,000 people.
It was then onto the town of Bulls - The "punniest place on Earth” has nearly as many bull-themed puns as it does people. With the slogan of “a town like no udder”, past the Soci-A-Bull Town Hall and the Read-A-Bull library lies the Anglican Church of Bulls, which promises that your sins are “Forgive-A-Bull.” If you see a crime occurring in Bulls, you must head to the Const-A-Bull Police Station, and if in need of a latrine, the Relieve-A-Bull Toilets will suffice. If you happen to experience an injury, there’s no need to fear, as the medical center in Bulls promises that the pain is "Cure-A-Bull." Anyhow that's enough BullSh*% for one day.

















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